In The Wilderness: A Gospel According to Aaron ~ Third Testament: coming of the second phenomonen

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It came to be that on one day, a conference was convened, of which, the purpose was to sanctify the educators of the land, and of such purpose, it was a lie.

2 Joan Baez was there, of which, even she admitted the incredulity of her presence. She sang for a fee, yet subtly denounced as such, the convention's pretenses.

3 And among many salesmen, there also was, as a marquee novelty, a man named Terry Anderson. One who had endured many days as a hostage in Iran.

4 And it came to be, that Terry Anderson announced that he knew not why he was at the conference, but nevertheless, he was, and that he should tell a tale of those times in that foreign country.

CHAPTER TWO

And his message was simple, as he merely stated that as a hostage, the days grew exceedingly unbearable for thine intellect.

2 And even after days and days of debating both sides on any given issue with a fellow hostage, the days grew exceedingly yet more unbearable.

3 Until at such a time, Mr. Anderson demanded, "GIVE ME SOMETHING TO READ!" And it came to be that an Iranian guard finally threw a Bible in the cell.

4 Upon which, Mr. Anderson, through his days in captivity, read front to back no less than sixty times.

5 And after telling this personal tale, Mr. Anderson said, "All I can tell you is that something is there."

6 And upon a 'question and answer' precept, a certain conference attendee asked if there, perhaps, were an appropriate verse that may relate in one way or another to the further sanctification of the educational attendees attending thus conference.

7 At which time, Terry Anderson replied, "All I can tell you is that I've read it sixty times, and that there is something there." At which point, attendee sat down.

CHAPTER THREE

Dear brother and sister, I only tell you this tale told to me by the apostate Aaron, because . . . do you really have to ask?

2 The Bible is truly the Bible.

3 And it has been almost 2000 years since any scripture as such has been written.]

4 We do not know how God, Mother of Nature . . . how we sons of God, daughters of God--God that surpasses all understanding--works.

5 They say that 2000 or 1000 years is a blink of an eye to Him, Her.

6 Just use that super, fast-forward camera view that is popular in these times, and wonder, big time, that that time was not so long ago.

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